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Wordy phrasey quotey thingys!!!
in other words -
not so famous words that i find:
amusing
funny
cute
random
DOI!
the legend named chloe.
(i think it means duh)
an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
dunno where from but very true
Plank - Cat (Martins 'Lo Por' heex2)
Whoever said nothing
was impossible should try
slamming a revolving
door - inspired by my sister
who ACTUALLY tried to
slam a revolving door.
idiot
I'm not wierd...I'm GIFTED - randomness...
I'll be okay if I keep
breathing, I'll be alright
if I won't stop believing,
I'll carry on if my heart
keeps beating,
As long as I live,
I'll be.
2 muffins sitting in an
oven... the first muffin
looks over and says
'damn it's hot in here'.
the other muffin looks
over and says 'holy crap
a talking muffin!!'
It's easy to love him...but hard to tell him
What was Captain Hooks name before he lost his hand??
If it were meant
to feel good,
they wouldn't call it
a crush
The worst part
about looking at
you is knowing
you won't look back
I ran up the door,
opened the stairs,
said my pyjamas,
put on my prayers,
switched on the bed
and hopped into the light,
all because you kissed me goodnight
Pain doesn't hurt when it's all you've ever felt
In the ultimate battle, who would
win...Smurfs or Leprechauns??
If you stand on chloes foot she says
"I Love You.."
If you stand on joyces foot she says
"Ow you Bitch"
If you stand on stephs foot she says
"Shit I don't have any lines!"
There must be something
in the cupboards...AHA!
SHELVES! -
nicked it from graces site :P
2 wrongs don't make a right,
2 rights don't make a wrong,
but 3 three rights makes a left
I'll use my films and thingers
Dory: [reading a door] Hey, look.
"Esc-a-pay".
I wonder what that means?
That's funny,
it's spelled just like the word
"escape."
Don't type to me in that type of tone mister!! -
sarah...huh??
1000 years of pain!!...wait a
minute...i missed...give it a
thousand... -
BAKA!!
inspired by naruto lmao
3 out of 2 people
don't understand
fractions.
Steph: *pokes*
Harry: *dies*
RANDOMLYISHNESSISMCHICKENTITUSMALISTICALLYMOOBIDOODEDASQUIRINGNOUSFROGUPJUPIXVUMPTIOUSZAPPITYWEEEEEE - i dont know it was a random moment grace had talking to christy!
If you expect the unexpected
then the previously unexpected
will therefore become expected
and the previously expected
will become the unexpected,
thus creating a vicious cycle.
So if I were to tell you
to expect the unexpected,
what do you expect?
What??... yeah...
Life is full of surprises,
even two parallel lines
might someday meet...
I'll go to your funeral if you go to mine.
me: I know what what is.
sam: What?
me: What
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice,
then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it
Chloe: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYCE!!!!!!
Joyce: (standing right in front of her) chloeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...??
Y M C horsies!! - singing in the car with grace roxy and xty
Me: QUICK! THINK OF A COLOUR FROM 1-10!!
Grace: LEFT!!
A girl asked a boy if he thought she was pretty.
He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever.
He said...no.
Then she asked him if she were to leave, would he cry?
Once more he said...no.
Having heard enough she turned and walked away,
tears streaming down her face
but the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty, you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever,
I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away.
I'd die.
THWAKNUP!!
LMAOOOOO
(laughing my ass off off off off off)
Martins life analogies...
'Life is like a box of chocolates...mmm chocolates...'
'Life is like a lollipop. It sucks.'
I swear theres something wrong with that boy.